Want A Sugar Cube?

not now grandma i’m defending pop punk

one day tumblrbot will suggest me

one day

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napoleon bonaparte

more like napoleon BORN2PARTY

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do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

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robee:

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!SWITCH LANES LIKE IT HAPPENED AND THAT I WAS NOTHINGI GUESS YOU DIDN’T SEE MY CARBUT YOU ALMOST CLIPPED MY BUMPER AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH.

BUT YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF!
SWITCH LANES LIKE IT HAPPENED AND THAT I WAS NOTHING
I GUESS YOU DIDN’T SEE MY CAR
BUT YOU ALMOST CLIPPED MY BUMPER AND THAT FEELS SO ROUGH.

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“You have to let go. No, let go of the PICKLE.”

“But I want a pickle.”

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i-like-pigeons:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

i-like-pigeons:

a child’s skull before losing baby teeth.

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faireuncauchemar:

I believe it

faireuncauchemar:

I believe it

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britishbakerboy:

there’s not a star in heaven that we can’t reach

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microwavepizzaoven:

i’m going to wear heelys in public and whenever someone makes fun of me i will skate away and say “catch ya later, loser”

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